February 2012
22 posts
No. I don't want a boyfriend who's gunna give me...
this! <3
After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds...
Bahahahahaha owned
iwishiwaslittleagain:
IM DYING OMFG
literally crying
HAHAHAHAHAH
January 2012
99 posts
During Math Test
Me: ok i can do this.
Me: Wait how do you do this?
Me: Omg did i even learn this?
Me: How the fuck are you suppose to know this?
Me: Ugh what time is it?
Me: Im hungry.
Me: I probably should've studied.
Me: What the fuck.
Me: It would be funny if someone passed out.
Me: I hate everyone here.
Me: Why do my hands look so weird?
Me: I wonder if she's a virgin?
Me: I wonder if he's a virgin?
Me: UGH why wont anyone let me cheat off their paper?
Me: I hate this class room. Its too green.
I'm a Chris Brown fan.
Today, yesterday, tomorrow.
Last week, last month, last year.
Next week, next month, next year.
When I’m 20.
When I’m 30.
When I’m 60.
When I’m 80.
When I’m 100 (if I make it there).
Forever my nigga.
My kids and my grand kids and my great grand kids and my great great grand kids gon’ know about Christopher.
Fuck what a hater say, I’m Team Breezy anyway.